I don’t know if it is just me but I have always been fascinated by the ways in which readers find their way on to my blog. For those of you who are new to writing your own blog you can see what people type into their search engines when they stumble upon your blog through the handy “my stats” page.
Below I have listed my top silliest and disturbing terms people have typed in. Most of them I dread to think how it linked to my blog! For all those readers who are also bloggers; comment with your strangest terms and see if you can top mine!
1. how to fit a human in a backpack
2. writing on an old person
3. +”wall” paris street city
4. caught in my braces/suspenders
5. banksy you lie
6. kindrasaurus
7. “jammed in japan”
8. coffee up the olympic stadium
9. “she needed to pee so”
10. drunk cartwheel
omg i know right! some of it can be disturbing but it’s all pretty entertaining
They really are I just spend a lot of the time saying to myself how did they find me with that! Also beautiful looking blog just followed you
thanks, james! been following you for a while… i enjoy your blog a lot. thanks for the kind words. i get a lot of “kaniwa” searches now that doctor oz talked about it on his show – but for the record, I WAS FIRST! haha. 😉
haha brilliant! I need to go through all my followers as I am really bad at having a look as soon as someone follows me but I am really glad I have for you!
all good. thanks for commenting back! keep up the great work and enjoy your day!! 🙂
I have more disturbing searches… yours are even ” nicer”. How about ” I wanna f*ck my neighbor” ? Yeah, I got that.
What have your written for someone to find your blog through that?!
I got that maybe 2 years ago. I wouldn’t be surprised if I got it now…… I did post something risque on my previous entry. That was the only time I used the F word. O_O
Ooo put a link on here for everyone else
Here’s mine: Naked grandmother.
Hahaha brilliant!
A lot of monkeys and shaved sheep… Must be a disappointment then, the actual content of my blog, haha.
Shaved sheep, brilliant hehe
This is hilarious I wish I had a blog just to see how people found mine!
Start one! That’s an order
Glad I’m not the only one who worries about search terms leading to my posts, especially if they’re odd and I have a new follower around the same time!!
Great blog, just found through this post! Following you now!
It’s brilliant when you know you’re not alone! What’s the strangest one you’ve had? Great to have you a reader
Really small shetland ponies
Pterodactyl cake
Dark empty subway station
How to surprise your 28 year old boyfriend
body suit italiyan praise (no idea!)
car ras gaima (foreign language?)
Oddly enough, the top four are actually fairly good matches to some of my content, so google is not totally crazy! 🙂
Haha I love the specific search of the 28 year old boyfriend one!
The answer I helpfully (accidentally!) provided was to make him a beer bottle cap bar tray! I hope Mr 28 Year Old liked it!
Brilliant!
Oh, and three Indian people on a motorbike was another one I loved!
I’ve seen that many a time!
Someone I knew on an online station and who was also on MySpace put my link up for me and also commenting on other related blogs for Jim brought many interested parties who have similar interests to my own. So if you see any others like YOU on my community or others community have a look in and if you have a comment and people are interested in your blog they will come…It’s either that or pay google which is worth it too though I don’t do this as yet…I’m not a PRO Blogger..yet..